Funny farm quotes and sayings
1. "Farming is a profession of hope." - Brian Brett
2. "The best fertilizer is the farmer's shadow." - Unknown
3. "Farmers don't just work till the sun goes down, they work till the job gets done." - Unknown
4. "Farmers are the original recyclers - they turn manure into gold." - Unknown
5. "I'm not just a farmer, I'm a crop artist." - Unknown
6. "Farmers: the original organic food enthusiasts." - Unknown
7. "Life is better on the farm, where the roosters crow and the tractors grow." - Unknown
8. "A farmer's work is never done, but it's always rewarding." - Unknown
9. "In the garden of life, farmers are the best cultivators." - Unknown
10. "Farmers: sowing the seeds of tomorrow, one crop at a time." - Unknown
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