1. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy!"
2. "I'm not overweight, I'm under-tall."
3. "I'm not chunky, I'm just big-boned."
4. "I'm not fat, I'm pleasantly plump."
5. "I'm not chubby, I'm just well-fed."
6. "I'm not pudgy, I'm just curvy."
7. "I'm not heavy, I'm just gravity-challenged."
8. "I'm not round, I'm just a circle of love."
9. "I'm not fat, I'm just a walking marshmallow."
10. "I'm not fat, I'm just storing up for winter."
Above is Funny fat cat sayings.
1. May God's peace and comfort surround you during this difficult time of loss.2. I pray that you find strength in the love and memories you shared with your mother.3. May the love of those around you provide comfort and peace as you grieve the loss of your mother.4. Your mother's spirit will
Uncle Remus: His Songs and Sayings is a collection of African American folktales compiled by Joel Chandler Harris. The stories are told by Uncle Remus, a fictional character who is a wise and humorous old African American man. The tales feature animal characters such as Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox, an
1. See you later, alligator.2. Catch you on the flip side.3. Until we meet again.4. Take care, bear.5. Peace out.6. Adios amigos.7. Keep in touch.8. Farewell for now.9. Stay safe and stay in touch.10. Until next time, my friend.
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.6. I'm not a control fre
1. You're my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.2. You're the peanut butter to my jelly.3. I love you more than all the stars in the sky.4. You're my sunshine on a cloudy day.5. You're the missing piece to my puzzle.6. You make my heart skip a beat.7. I fall for you more and more eve
1. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!2. Tis the season to be jolly!3. May your days be merry and bright.4. Peace on earth, goodwill to all.5. It's the most wonderful time of the year.6. Jingle all the way!7. Joy to the world!8. Fa la la la la, la la la la!9. Merry and bright, all through th
Baby doll, you're as sweet as can be.
1. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.2. Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.3. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings.4. Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.5. Friends become our chosen family.6. Friends are like stars, you don't always see
1. Happy birthday to the best dad in the world! Your love and guidance mean everything to me.2. Dad, you are my hero and my rock. Wishing you a birthday filled with joy and laughter.3. To the man who has always been there for me, happy birthday, Dad! May your day be as special as you are to me.
1. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.2. Kindness is always in fashion.3. Good vibes only.4. Stay wild, moon child.5. Choose joy.6. Radiate positivity.7. Love more, worry less.8. Be a rainbow in someone else's cloud.9. Embrace the journey.10. You