Funny fat sayings
1. "I'm not overweight, I'm undertall."
2. "I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see."
3. "I'm not fat, I'm just so sexy it overflows."
4. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy."
5. "I'm not fat, I'm just well-rounded."
6. "I'm not fat, I'm just a gravitational force."
7. "I'm not fat, I'm just cultivating mass."
8. "I'm not fat, I'm just a walking marshmallow."
9. "I'm not fat, I'm just a food storage unit."
10. "I'm not fat, I'm just living life in widescreen."
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