Funny father and son sayings
1. "Dad: Son, why did the scarecrow win an award? Son: I don't know, why? Dad: Because he was outstanding in his field!"
2. "Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: I don't think they'll fit me."
3. "Dad: Son, why don't you ever tell secrets in a cornfield? Son: I don't know, why? Dad: Because the corn has ears!"
4. "Son: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich."
5. "Dad: Son, why did the math book look sad? Son: I don't know, why? Dad: Because it had too many problems."
6. "Son: Dad, can you make me a pizza? Dad: Sure, what's your favorite topping? Son: Money."
7. "Dad: Son, why did the tomato turn red? Son: I don't know, why? Dad: Because it saw the salad dressing!"
8. "Son: Dad, can you teach me how to do the moonwalk? Dad: Sure, just put on these astronaut boots."
9. "Dad: Son, why did the bicycle fall over? Son: I don't know, why? Dad: Because it was two-tired."
10. "Son: Dad, can you make me a sandwich with extra cheese? Dad: Sure, here's a picture of a sandwich with extra cheese."
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