Funny fathers day sayings for cards
1. "Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at dad jokes. Happy Father's Day!"
2. "Dad, thanks for teaching me that 'Dad Bod' is just another term for 'Father Figure'. Happy Father's Day!"
3. "Dad, you're the real MVP - Most Valuable Pops! Happy Father's Day!"
4. "Dad, you may not be a superhero, but you're my hero. Happy Father's Day!"
5. "Dad, you're the man, the myth, the legend... and the one who always steals my snacks. Happy Father's Day!"
6. "Dad, thanks for always being there to embarrass me in front of my friends. Happy Father's Day!"
7. "Dad, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age. Happy Father's Day!"
8. "Dad, you're the king of dad jokes and the master of the grill. Happy Father's Day!"
9. "Dad, you're the reason I have such high standards for dad bods. Happy Father's Day!"
10. "Dad, you may not be perfect, but you're pretty darn close. Happy Father's Day!"
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