Funny festus sayings
1. "Well butter my biscuit!"
2. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk."
3. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink... unless you've got some sugar cubes handy."
4. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
5. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
6. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
7. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
8. "That boy's as sharp as a bowling ball."
9. "He's as jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof."
10. "I'm so tired I could sleep on a clothesline."
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