Funny fifty sayings
1. "Age is just a number, but in my case, it's a really big number."
2. "I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years of experience."
3. "At 50, everything is a little creaky... including me."
4. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
5. "Life begins at 50... and so do the aches and pains."
6. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just on top of it."
7. "Turning 50 is like turning the page to a new chapter... in a book you never wanted to read."
8. "I'm not 50, I'm 49.95 plus tax."
9. "I'm not getting older, I'm increasing in value."
10. "I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years of wisdom."
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