Funny fire quotes and sayings

1. "Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men." - Martha Graham

2. "Some men just want to watch the world burn." - Alfred Pennyworth

3. "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." - Steven Wright

4. "I'm not a pyromaniac, I'm just a fire enthusiast." - Unknown

5. "I'm not saying my house is a mess, but it's the only place where the fire department leaves a note saying 'Nice try'." - Unknown

6. "I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning." - Unknown

7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity." - Unknown

8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown

9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown

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