Funny first date sayings

1. "If we can survive ordering food together, we can survive anything."

2. "I hope you like awkward silences, because I'm an expert at them."

3. "I promise not to Google you before our date... okay, maybe just a little."

4. "I'm not saying I'm nervous, but I did practice this conversation in the mirror."

5. "If this date goes well, I'll tell my mom we met at a farmers market."

6. "I'm just here for the free food... kidding! (But seriously, what are you ordering?)"

7. "I'm not a mind reader, so feel free to drop hints if you're having a good time."

8. "I have a strict 'no ghosting' policy, so prepare yourself for my relentless texting."

9. "I'm not sure if I believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to be convinced."

10. "If we end up getting lost in conversation, just know I have no sense of direction."

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