Funny first day of the month sayings
1. "Pinch, punch, first of the month! No returns!"
2. "Rabbit, rabbit, white rabbit! Good luck for the month ahead!"
3. "New month, new me...just kidding, same old me!"
4. "Wake me up when September ends...oh wait, it's October 1st!"
5. "October 1st: the day my bank account magically resets to zero."
6. "New month, same bills. Happy October 1st!"
7. "October 1st: the day I remember all the things I forgot to do last month."
8. "It's October 1st, time to start pretending I'll stick to my resolutions this month."
9. "October 1st: the day I realize I still haven't used my gym membership from last month."
10. "October 1st: the day I promise myself I'll be more organized this month...maybe."
Above is Funny first day of the month sayings.
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