Funny fisherman sayings
1. "A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work."
2. "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
3. "Fishing: the art of pretending to be doing something important while actually doing nothing at all."
4. "I fish because the voices in my head tell me to."
5. "I'm not addicted to fishing, we're just in a very committed relationship."
6. "Fish tremble at the mention of my name."
7. "I'd rather be fishing."
8. "Fishing is like yoga, except I still get to kill something."
9. "The best days are spent fishing."
10. "I fish because punching people is frowned upon."
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