Funny fitness quotes sayings
1. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."
2. "I workout because I really love food."
3. "Sweat is just fat crying."
4. "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries."
5. "I'm not a gym rat, I'm a gym unicorn."
6. "I workout because punching people is frowned upon."
7. "I'm not a runner, I'm a jogger. I only run when I'm being chased."
8. "I workout so I can eat more pizza."
9. "I workout because I know I would be the first to die in the Hunger Games."
10. "I workout because punching things is frowned upon."
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