Funny flanders sayings

1. "Okily dokily!"

2. "Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!"

3. "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all!"

4. "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

5. "I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day."

6. "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

7. "I'm not a god-fearing man, but I am a man-fearing god."

8. "I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol!"

9. "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!"

10. "I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to bend like that."

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