Funny flood sayings
1. "I'm not saying it's raining cats and dogs, but I just saw a poodle float by."
2. "Why did the flood go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage."
3. "I tried to make a joke about the flood, but it was all washed up."
4. "I asked the flood if it wanted a drink, but it said it was already in over its head."
5. "I told the flood to go with the flow, but it just kept making waves."
6. "The flood said it was feeling a bit overwhelmed, I told it to just keep swimming."
7. "Why did the flood break up with the river? It said it needed some space."
8. "I asked the flood if it wanted to play hide and seek, but it said it was already good at hiding."
9. "The flood said it was feeling drained, I told it to just let it all out."
10. "I tried to tell the flood a joke, but it just went over its head."
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