Funny flower pot sayings

1. "I'm a bloomin' genius!"

2. "I'm a little pot of sunshine."

3. "Don't be a prick, water me quick!"

4. "I'm a plant, not a miracle worker."

5. "I'm rooting for you!"

6. "I'm not a weed, I'm a flower in disguise."

7. "I'm just here for the photosynthesis."

8. "I'm a succa for you."

9. "I'm a pot-ty plant with a lot of personality."

10. "I'm not a regular pot, I'm a cool pot."

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Confucius lao tzu sayings

Here are some famous sayings attributed to Confucius and Lao Tzu:Confucius:1. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.2. The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.3. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.4.

Dwarvish sayings

1. Khazâd ai-mênu! - The Dwarves are upon you!2. Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu! - Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!3. Durin's Folk do not flee from a fight. 4. Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.5. The road goes ever on and on.6. May your beard grow e

Cover your bases sayings

1. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.2. Cover all your bases.3. Leave no stone unturned.4. Have all your ducks in a row.5. Don't leave any loose ends.6. Be prepared for all eventualities.7. Make sure you have all angles covered.8. Cover all your tracks.9. Don't overlook any deta

Funny shirt sayings for birthday

1. I'm not getting older, I'm just increasing in value!2. Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted!3. I'm like fine wine, I get better with age... and a little fruity!4. I'm not old, I'm a classic!5. It took me [age] years to look this good!6. Vintage [birth year], aged to perfection!7

Sayings about standing out

1. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss2. In a world where you can be anything, be yourself. 3. Don't be afraid to be different, be afraid of being the same as everyone else.4. Stand out from the crowd and let your uniqueness shine.5. Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.

Cancer wristbands sayings

1. Hope, Strength, Courage2. Fight Like a Warrior3. Cancer Cannot Define Me4. Together We Stand, Divided We Fall5. Never Give Up, Never Give In6. Warrior Strong7. Faith Over Fear8. Survivor Strong9. One Day at a Time10. Love Conquers All

Cute whale sayings

1. Whale hello there!2. You're whale-come!3. Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?4. Just keep swimming, like a whale in the ocean.5. Whale of a time!6. You're a whale of a friend.7. Whale done!8. Feeling whale-y good today!9. Don't be afraid to make a splash, like a whale in t

Christmas music quotes sayings

1. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale2. Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling. - Edna Ferber3. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. - Calvin Coolidge4. Christmas, my child, is love

Beautiful sayings of hazrat ali in english

1. Patience is of two kinds: patience over what pains you, and patience against what you covet.2. Do not be a slave to others when Allah has created you free.3. Your remedy is within you, but you do not sense it. Your sickness is from you, but you do not perceive it.4. The best deed of a grea

Catchy golf sayings

1. Drive for show, putt for dough.2. Grip it and rip it.3. Swing easy, hit hard.4. Keep calm and play on.5. It's not how you drive, it's how you arrive.6. Tee it high and let it fly.7. Hit 'em long and straight.8. Drive it like you stole it.9. The harder you practice, the luckier yo