Funny flu sayings
1. "I'm not sick, I'm just a little 'flu-ish'."
2. "I'm so congested, I can't even 'flu' straight."
3. "I'm not contagious, I'm just 'flu-tiful'."
4. "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell... and maybe some chicken soup."
5. "I'm feeling 'under the weather', but at least I have a good excuse to binge-watch Netflix."
6. "I'm not sure if I have the flu or if I'm just allergic to adulting."
7. "I'm so sick, even my germs have germs."
8. "I'm not sure if I have the flu or if I'm just auditioning for a role in 'The Walking Dead'."
9. "I'm so congested, I sound like a mix between Darth Vader and a kazoo."
10. "I'm not just any flu, I'm the 'queen bee' of flus - bow down to my viral majesty."
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