Funny food quotes sayings

1. "I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."

3. "I'm in a committed relationship with food."

4. "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."

5. "I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian."

6. "I'm on a strict diet... just kidding, I ate a cookie while typing this."

7. "I'm not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro."

8. "I'm not a glutton, I'm an explorer of food."

9. "I'm not hungry, but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat."

10. "I'm not a chef, but I can make a mean bowl of cereal."

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