Funny football quotes and sayings
1. "I never make predictions, and I never will." - Paul Gascoigne
2. "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best
3. "Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly
4. "I'm not a great football fan, but I love to see a good player." - Jackie Kennedy
5. "If you're attacking, you don't get as tired as when you're chasing." - Kyle Rote Jr.
6. "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush
7. "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." - Ugo Ehiogu
8. "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Mark Draper
9. "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry Venison
10. "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
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