Funny football sayings
1. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott
2. "Football is a game of two halves... unless it goes to extra time."
3. "I'm not a referee, but I still like to blow the whistle on bad plays."
4. "I'm not a goalkeeper, but I can still save the day."
5. "I don't always score goals, but when I do, it's usually an own goal."
6. "I may not be the fastest player on the field, but I sure know how to make a slow motion run look good."
7. "I'm not a magician, but I can make the ball disappear into the back of the net."
8. "I don't always play football, but when I do, I prefer to score from the halfway line."
9. "I'm not a striker, but I can still hit the target... sometimes."
10. "I may not have the best footwork, but I sure know how to trip over the ball with style."
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