Funny fortune cookie sayings for valentines day

1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."

2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not as sweet as you... sometimes."

3. "Love is in the air... but so is the smell of my burnt dinner."

4. "You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the ketchup to my fries, and the pickles to my burger... basically, you complete me, in a weird way."

5. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I still love you."

6. "Love is like a box of chocolates, it's sweet at first but can get pretty nutty."

7. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the bacon to my eggs, and the wine to my cheese... basically, you make everything better."

8. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap... but with you, it's more like a gentle breeze."

9. "You're the reason I smile, even when I'm trying to be mad at you."

10. "Love is like a fart, it's best when it's silent and unexpected."

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