Funny fun quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong relationship with it."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic."

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Mountain climbing quotes and sayings

1. Climb the mountain not to plant your flag, but to embrace the challenge, enjoy the air and behold the view. Climb it so you can see the world, not so the world can see you. - David McCullough Jr.2. The best view comes after the hardest climb. 3. Mountains are not stadiums where I satisfy my

Sayings about the unforseen

1. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon2. The only thing that is certain is uncertainty. - John Allen Paulos3. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. - Sun Tzu4. Expect the unexpected. - Unknown5. Life is a series of natural and spontaneous chan

Kendo sayings

1. The sword is the soul of the samurai.2. Train hard, fight easy.3. One cut, one life.4. The way of the sword is the way of life.5. The ultimate aim of the art of kendo lies not in victory or defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants.6. In kendo, there is no firs

Grinched favorite color sayings

1. You're a mean one, Mr. Green.2. Don't be a blue Christmas.3. Feeling red with envy.4. Feeling a little gray today.5. Paint the town black.6. In the pink of health.7. Feeling yellow-bellied.8. Seeing the world through rose-colored glasses.9. Feeling a little purple with rage.10.

Animal sayings and quotes

1. The early bird catches the worm.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. A leopard cannot change its spots.4. Like a fish out of water.5. Busy as a bee.6. Let sleeping dogs lie.7. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.8. A bird in the h

Funny storm sayings

1. I'm not a weatherman, but I think there's a 100% chance of a storm brewing in my coffee cup.2. I like my storms like I like my coffee - strong, dark, and brewing outside.3. Why did the storm break up with the cloud? It just needed some space.4. I asked the storm for a rain check, but it ju

One sentence sex sayings

Sex is like a fine wine, it gets better with age.

Rita moreno sayings and quotes

1. I am the sum total of everything that I have experienced musically. 2. I'm not a movie star, I'm an actress. I've been one for a long time. 3. I'm a character actress, plain and simple... Who can play anything. 4. I have a theory that the best work is the work that is the most personal. 5

Funny kale sayings

1. Kale yeah, I'm awesome!2. Kale me maybe?3. Kale me softly with your song.4. Kale-ing it like a boss.5. Kale me crazy!6. Kale is my superpower.7. Kale-ing it like it is.8. Kale me maybe, but probably not.9. Kale-ing it like a leafy green machine.10. Kale to the chief!

Forever quotes and sayings

1. Forever is composed of nows. - Emily Dickinson2. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle3. Forever is a long time, but I wouldn't mind spending it by your side. - Unknown4. True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach5. Forever is a measure of time us