Funny gang quotes and sayings

1. "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."

2. "I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous."

3. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

4. "Mess with the best, die like the rest."

5. "I'm not a gangster, I'm just good at pretending."

6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

9. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."

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Important sayings of learning

1. The capacity to learn is a gift; the ability to learn is a skill; the willingness to learn is a choice. - Brian Herbert2. Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela3. The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from yo

Odst sayings

Here are some popular sayings from the game Halo 3: ODST:1. We all make mistakes. Some are just bigger than others.2. The only thing worse than dying is facing the consequences of your actions.3. Sometimes the only way to win is to not play the game.4. In war, there are no winners, only survi

Thinking of him quotes and sayings

1. I can't stop thinking about you, no matter how hard I try.2. You're always on my mind, even when I'm busy with other things.3. Thoughts of you consume my mind, day and night.4. You're the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep.5. My thoug

Funny easter sayings for adults

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Kids valentine sayings

1. You make my heart skip a beat!2. You're the sweetest Valentine!3. I'm wild about you!4. You're my favorite person to share candy with!5. You're the cutest in the whole class!6. You're a-maze-ing!7. You're the sprinkles on my cupcake!8. You're the bee's knees!9. You're out of this

Funny oops sayings

1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.2. I'm not a klutz, I'm just doing a spontaneous floor inspection.3. Oops, did I just trip over nothing again?4. I'm not making mistakes, I'm just creating opportunities for laughter.5. I didn't fall, I was just trying out my new dance move called

Sayings for office wall

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Steve irwin sayings funny

1. Crikey!2. She's a beaut!3. Look at this little ripper!4. Whacko!5. I'm as happy as a pig in mud!6. You're a real little beauty, mate!7. What a ripper!8. Isn't she a beauty?9. I'm as excited as a kid in a candy store!10. This one's a real corker!

Other sayings like whats up buttercup

1. Howdy, cowgirl2. Hey there, sunshine3. What's cookin', good lookin'4. How's it hanging, pumpkin5. What's the word, hummingbird6. How's it going, snowflake7. What's the story, morning glory8. What's shaking, bacon9. Howdy, partner10. What's cracking, bacon

September sayings & poems

Here are a few September sayings and poems for you:1. September days are here, with summer's best of weather and autumn's best of cheer. - Helen Hunt Jackson2. September, the month of change, when summer fades and autumn begins to rearrange.3. In September, as the leaves begin to turn, we are r