Funny garden sayings
1. "I'm a plant whisperer. I talk to my plants, and they talk back... in their own way."
2. "I'm not a gardener, I'm a plant therapist. I listen to their problems and help them grow."
3. "I tried to make my garden grow, but it just keeps leaf-ing me."
4. "I'm not a botanist, I'm a plant comedian. My jokes are so corny, even the cacti groan."
5. "I'm a firm believer in the power of retail therapy... in the plant nursery."
6. "I'm a proud member of the Plant Parenthood club. My plants are my babies."
7. "I don't have a green thumb, I have a plant high-five hand."
8. "I'm a plant enthusiast. My idea of a wild night is staying up late to watch my flowers bloom."
9. "I may not have a garden gnome, but I do have a garden nope... because I can't keep anything alive."
10. "I'm not a gardener, I'm a plant magician. I make weeds disappear... by ignoring them."
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1. May your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white.2. Wishing you a season filled with warmth, comfort, and good cheer.3. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with joy and peace.4. Sending you love, joy, and peace this holiday season.5. May your home be filled
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1. Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham2. Dance like nobody's watching. 3. Life is better when you dance. 4. Dance is the joy of movement and the heart of life. - Anonymous5. Dance is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn6.
1. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.2. Sweet dreams, sleep tight, may your dreams be filled with light.3. Rest well, sleep tight, tomorrow's a new day to shine bright.4. Close your eyes, sleep tight, let the stars guide you through the night.5. Dream peacefully, sleep tig