Funny gay quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."
2. "I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is."
3. "I'm not gay, I'm just fabulous."
4. "Love is love, no matter who you are."
5. "I may be gay, but at least I'm not boring."
6. "I'm not gay, I just have great taste in men."
7. "Being gay is like glitter, it never goes out of style."
8. "I'm not gay, I'm just too fabulous for a straight label."
9. "I'm not gay, I'm just too busy being awesome."
10. "I'm not gay, I just have a fantastic sense of humor."
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1. Dad, you're like a dictionary - you add meaning to our lives!2. Dad, you're not just a star, you're a whole constellation of awesomeness!3. Dad, you're the reason we can't have nice things... because you're always making us laugh!4. Dad, you're the real MVP - Most Valuable Pops!5. Dad, y
1. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.2. Life is better when you're laughing.3. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you.4. Life is like a camera - focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from
Here are some inspirational sayings that you can use for coloring pages:1. Believe in yourself2. Dream big, work hard3. You are capable of amazing things4. Be the change you wish to see in the world5. Embrace the journey6. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen7. You are stronger than
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. Sarcasm is my love language.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm silently correcting your grammar.5. I'm not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show
1. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the corny to my funny Valentine.2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you...but not as sweet as this corny Valentine's Day card!3. You're the bacon to my eggs, the ketchup to my fries, and the laugh
1. Have a holly, jolly high Christmas!2. May your Christmas be merry and your stash be plenty.3. Wishing you a season filled with peace, love, and good weed.4. Let's toke the halls with boughs of ganja!5. May your Christmas be as lit as a Christmas tree.6. Sending you high vibes and good
1. You are always on my mind.2. You are the first and last thing on my mind each day.3. I can't stop thinking about you.4. You are my favorite thought.5. You are the reason I smile when I think of you.6. Thinking of you makes my heart happy.7. You are constantly in my thoughts.8. You
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. A penny saved is a penny earned.4. Better late than never.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. Every cloud has a silver lining.7. Haste makes waste.8. The early bird catches the worm.9. When
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - E