Funny german sayings t shirts
Here are some funny German sayings that would make great t-shirt designs:
1. "Ich bin nicht faul, ich bin im Energiesparmodus" (I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode)
2. "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" (Life is not a pony farm)
3. "Ich habe die Nase voll" (I have my nose full - meaning I'm fed up)
4. "Ich glaub, mein Schwein pfeift" (I think my pig is whistling - expressing disbelief)
5. "Wer zuletzt lacht, hat es nicht eher begriffen" (He who laughs last, didn't understand it sooner)
6. "Lieber arm dran als Arm ab" (Better poor than having an arm cut off)
7. "Ich bin nicht stur, ich bin konsequent" (I'm not stubborn, I'm consistent)
8. "Einigkeit und Recht und Freizeit" (Unity and justice and leisure - a humorous twist on the German national anthem)
9. "Wer anderen eine Bratwurst brät, hat ein Bratwurstbratgerät" (He who roasts a sausage for others, has a sausage-roasting device)
10. "Wenn schon, denn schon" (If already, then already - expressing a go-big-or-go-home attitude)
These sayings can be printed on t-shirts for a touch of German humor and wit.
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