Funny girlfriend sayings
1. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!"
2. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the weirdo to my weirdo."
3. "I'm not a morning person, but for you, I'd wake up at the crack of noon."
4. "You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I think of you."
5. "I love you even more than I love my bed, and that's saying something."
6. "You're the only person I would share my food with... sometimes."
7. "You're my favorite notification to receive, even if it's just a text saying 'hi'."
8. "I love you more than coffee, and that's a big deal because I really love coffee."
9. "You're the only person I would willingly watch a terrible movie with, just to spend time with you."
10. "You're my favorite weirdo, and I wouldn't have it any other way."
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