Funny goat christmas sayings

1. "Deck the stalls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, baa baa baa!"

2. "All I want for Christmas is some fresh hay and a cozy barn."

3. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... so I can blend in with the snow and sneak up on the treats!"

4. "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... oh what fun it is to ride in a one-goat open sleigh!"

5. "Ho, ho, ho-lly goat, it's Christmas time!"

6. "May your Christmas be as merry and bright as a goat in a field of clover."

7. "I'm the G.O.A.T. of Christmas cheer!"

8. "Merry Goat-mas to all, and to all a good bite!"

9. "Goat tidings we bring to you and your kin, we wish you a merry Christmas and a bleat-ful New Year!"

10. "Why did the goat cross the road? To get to the mistletoe on the other side!"

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