Funny goat sayings
1. "I'm not kidding around, I'm a goat!"
2. "I'm the G.O.A.T - Greatest of All Time...in the pasture."
3. "I'm feeling bleat-tastic today!"
4. "I'm not just a pretty face, I've goat skills!"
5. "I'm on the lam...literally."
6. "I'm not one to kid around, but I do love a good joke."
7. "I'm the G.O.A.T. - Grazing on All Things!"
8. "I'm not trying to be a bleatnik, but I'm a cool goat."
9. "I'm not just a pretty face, I've goat personality too!"
10. "I'm not baa-d, I'm just misunderstood."
Above is Funny goat sayings.
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