Funny godly sayings

1. "I don't always answer prayers, but when I do, it's usually with a 'no'."

2. "Thou shalt not take thyself too seriously, for I have a sense of humor too."

3. "I created the universe in six days, but it took me seven to perfect my dad jokes."

4. "I may be all-knowing, but even I can't understand why humans do some of the things they do."

5. "I'm not just a higher power, I'm also a higher comedian."

6. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wifi password, for it is a sin against me."

7. "I created humans in my image, but sometimes I wonder if I should have used a better template."

8. "I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake...and trust me, I've seen some weird stuff."

9. "I may be all-powerful, but even I can't make Mondays more enjoyable."

10. "Remember, I'm the original creator of 'knock-knock' jokes. So don't test me."

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