1. "I'm off to visit the porcelain throne."
2. "Time to drop the kids off at the pool."
3. "Gotta go see a man about a horse."
4. "I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."
5. "Making a pit stop at the loo."
6. "Time for a bio break."
7. "I'm going to the think tank."
8. "Heading to the powder room."
9. "I'll be back in a flush."
10. "Excuse me while I go drain the lizard."
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Here are some sayings that you may find interesting or inspiring:1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Success is not the
Kill two birds with one stone and the early bird catches the worm.
1. Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Charles R. Swindoll2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C.S. Lewis4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the ke
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1. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell2. In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus3. War is hell. - William Tecumseh Sherman4. The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu5. Older men declare war. But it is the youth
1. Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. Happy Thanksgiving!2. May your Thanksgiving be filled with love, laughter, and gratitude.3. Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot. Happy Thanksgiving!4. Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings and appreciate the love around you.5.
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Here are some ideas for large wall art sayings that you can consider:1. Home Sweet Home2. Live Laugh Love3. You are my sunshine4. Family is everything5. Dream big6. Bless this home7. Be the change you wish to see in the world8. Love grows best in little houses9. Home is where the he
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