Funny golf cartoons and sayings
1. Cartoon: A golfer standing in a sand trap with a puzzled look on his face, surrounded by golf balls and a sign that reads "Welcome to my office."
2. Saying: "Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the players well."
3. Cartoon: A golfer swinging and missing the ball completely, with the caption "I'm just practicing my air shots."
4. Saying: "Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five."
5. Cartoon: A golfer hitting a ball into a tree, with the ball bouncing back and hitting him in the head, accompanied by the caption "Tree-mendous shot!"
6. Saying: "Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears."
7. Cartoon: A golfer hitting a ball into a water hazard, with a fish jumping out of the water to catch it, and the golfer looking shocked, with the caption "Looks like I've got competition!"
8. Saying: "Golf is a game where the ball always lands where the deepest divot lies."
9. Cartoon: A golfer trying to hit a ball out of a bunker, with the ball hitting the rake and bouncing back at him, accompanied by the caption "Bunker trouble, meet rake trouble."
10. Saying: "Golf is a game that is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun."
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