Funny golf poems sayings

Here are a few funny golf poems and sayings for you:

1. Golf is a game where you yell "fore!"

And hope you hit the ball straight and not into a door.

2. Golf is a sport that's full of grace,

Unless you shank it and hit it into space.

3. Golf is a game of patience and skill,

But sometimes it feels like you're chasing a pill.

4. Golf is a game where you aim for the hole,

But end up in the sand trap, deep in a hole.

5. Golf is a game that can be quite funny,

Especially when you miss the ball and hit your tummy.

6. Golf is a game where you try to stay calm,

But end up throwing your clubs like a bomb.

7. Golf is a game that can be quite a test,

Especially when you're trying to putt and there's a bird on your nest.

I hope these bring a smile to your face!

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