Funny good morning sayings
1. "Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your day be short."
2. "Rise and shine, it's time to wine... I mean, grind!"
3. "Good morning! Remember, today is a great day to be amazing."
4. "Wake up and smell the coffee... or the tea, or the bacon. Whatever gets you going!"
5. "Good morning! Let's tackle this day like a boss... or at least like a moderately competent intern."
6. "Rise and shine, it's time to make the world wonder what you're up to today."
7. "Good morning! May your day be as bright as your smile and as smooth as your coffee."
8. "Wake up, drink coffee, be awesome. Repeat."
9. "Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of coffee and 100% chance of awesomeness."
10. "Rise and shine, it's a brand new day to make questionable decisions and blame it on lack of sleep!"
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