Funny grad sayings

1. "I finally graduated, now I'm officially qualified to annoy people with my knowledge."

2. "I graduated with honors... and by honors, I mean I survived all-nighters and caffeine overdoses."

3. "I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age... and a degree."

4. "I'm not a regular graduate, I'm a cool graduate."

5. "I can't believe I'm done with school... now I just have to figure out how to adult."

6. "I graduated, now I'm ready to take on the world... or at least my student loans."

7. "I may have graduated, but I'm still waiting for the adulting manual to arrive."

8. "I have a degree in procrastination... oh wait, I mean communication."

9. "I survived college, now I just have to survive the real world."

10. "I graduated with a major in Netflix and a minor in napping."

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