Funny graduation announcements sayings
1. "I did it for the tassel, but I stayed for the knowledge."
2. "I'm officially a graduate, so now I can finally use my degree to impress my parents."
3. "I graduated with a degree in procrastination... eventually."
4. "I'm now a professional student loan payer."
5. "I'm graduating with a degree in Netflix binging and a minor in napping."
6. "I'm officially a master of ceremonies... and by ceremonies, I mean sleeping in."
7. "I survived college without becoming a permanent resident of the library."
8. "I'm now qualified to adult... but I'd rather not."
9. "I graduated with honors in the art of avoiding responsibilities."
10. "I'm now a certified expert in the field of making ramen noodles."
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1. 30 and thriving!2. Flirty at 30!3. 30 is the new 20, but better!4. Dirty 30 and loving it!5. Cheers to 30 years!6. 30 and fabulous!7. 30 and still flirty!8. 30 and thriving, just like fine wine!9. Living my best life at 30!10. 30 and fabulous, just like me!
1. Too many cooks spoil the broth.2. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.3. The kitchen is the heart of the home.4. A watched pot never boils.5. Cooking is love made visible.6. Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.7. The secret ingredient is always love.8.
1. Jumping rope is the cheapest, most effective form of cardio. 2. Life is like a skipping rope, you have to keep moving to stay in the game. 3. Skipping rope is not just for kids, it's a great workout for adults too. 4. In the game of life, sometimes you have to jump over obstacles like skip
1. You are the love of my life and the light of my world.2. My heart belongs to you, now and forever.3. You are my everything, my love for you knows no bounds.4. Every moment with you is a blessing, my love.5. You are the most beautiful gift I have ever received.6. I am grateful every day
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1. Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less. - C.S. Lewis2. True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less. - Rick Warren3. Humility is the solid foundation of all virtues. - Confucius4. Humility is the key to success. Without
1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything.2. Together is a wonderful place to be.3. Family: where life begins and love never ends.4. Family is the anchor that holds us through life's storms.5. In this family, we laugh a little louder, love a little stronger, and live a little bet
Here are some famous sayings attributed to Pythagoras:1. There is geometry in the humming of the strings, there is music in the spacing of the spheres.2. Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.3. As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings,
1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy 80th birthday!2. 80 years young and still going strong! Wishing you a day filled with joy and laughter.3. At 80, you've earned the right to do whatever makes you happy. Enjoy your special day!4. 80 years of wisdom, lo