Funny graduation sayings for cards
1. "Congratulations on finally escaping the clutches of academia! Now the real fun begins."
2. "You did it! Now you can officially add 'professional procrastinator' to your resume."
3. "Remember, the tassel was worth the hassle. Congrats, graduate!"
4. "You're now a certified smarty pants. Don't let it go to your head!"
5. "Time to trade in those textbooks for a real job. Good luck out there!"
6. "You survived the endless lectures and late-night study sessions. Now go conquer the world!"
7. "You're officially a graduate – which means you're one step closer to becoming a full-fledged adult. Scary, right?"
8. "From all-nighters to diploma, you made it! Now go out there and make your mark."
9. "You've graduated! Now you can finally put those highlighters to rest."
10. "Here's to the end of ramen noodles and the beginning of a bright future. Congrats, graduate!"
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