Funny graduation sayings from parents
1. "Congratulations on finally getting a degree in 'Parenting 101' - we hope you've learned enough to survive the real world!"
2. "We may have paid for your education, but we can't guarantee you'll use it. Good luck out there!"
3. "Remember, the real world is a lot like college - except now you have to pay for everything!"
4. "We're so proud of you for graduating, but just remember - you're still not too old to ask for our help!"
5. "Congratulations on graduating! Now you can finally start paying off those student loans...and maybe even your own phone bill!"
6. "We always knew you were destined for greatness, or at least a decent job with benefits. Congratulations on graduating!"
7. "Now that you've graduated, it's time to put those years of education to good use - like figuring out how to do your own laundry!"
8. "Congratulations on graduating! Remember, the real world is just like school - except now you have to pack your own lunch."
9. "We're so proud of you for graduating, but just a heads up - the job market is a lot tougher than your final exams!"
10. "Congratulations on graduating! Just remember, the real world is full of pop quizzes and no summer breaks. Good luck!"
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