Funny graphics and sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."

6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a chef, I just love to eat."

10. "I'm not a superhero, but I am pretty super."

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Sertorius quotes and sayings

1. Fortune favors the bold. 2. It is not the well-fed who are strong, but those who are hungry. 3. Better to be the hammer than the anvil. 4. Victory loves preparation. 5. A good general not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible. 6. The bravest are surely

Candy card sayings for boyfriend

1. You're sweeter than any candy in the world.2. You're my favorite treat, always sweet and irresistible.3. You're the candy to my heart, always bringing joy and sweetness.4. Life is sweeter with you by my side, just like candy.5. You're the sweetest thing in my life, just like candy.6. Y

My everything sayings

1. You are my everything, my world, my heart, my soul.2. You are the light in my darkness, the strength in my weakness, my everything.3. You are the reason I smile, the reason I dream, my everything.4. In you, I have found my everything - love, happiness, and peace.5. You are the missing pi

Fun 21st birthday sayings

1. Cheers to 21 years of laughter, love, and unforgettable memories. Here's to many more to come!2. May your 21st birthday be filled with joy, adventure, and endless possibilities.3. You're finally legal! Time to celebrate your 21st birthday in style.4. Welcome to the club of 21-year-olds! Le

Idol quotes sayings

1. Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. - John D. Rockefeller2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve

Colloquial australian sayings

1. G'day mate - a common greeting meaning hello friend2. Fair dinkum - used to express sincerity or authenticity3. No worries - a way of saying it's okay or don't worry about it4. She'll be right - everything will be okay5. Strewth - an expression of surprise or disbelief6. Aussie,

Between cloud and snow sayings

1. Every cloud has a silver lining.2. Head in the clouds.3. Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.4. Walking in a winter wonderland.5. A snowflake is winter's butterfly.6. Under the same sky, we all sleep under different clouds.7. Snow brings a special quality with it - the power to stop li

New zealand sayings and expressions

1. Sweet as - used to express agreement or approval, similar to cool or awesome2. Chur bro - a casual greeting or expression of thanks3. She'll be right - everything will be okay or sorted out4. Good on ya - well done or congratulations5. No worries - don't worry about it6. Choice bro

Holidays quotations sayings

1. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. - Buddy the Elf2. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir3. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen

One tree hill quotes and sayings

1. Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours. - Brooke Davis2. Every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music? - Peyton Sawyer3. It's the oldest story in the world. One day you're 17 and planning for someday. And then quietly and without you