Funny great dane sayings
1. "I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned... and fluffy."
2. "I may be tall, but my heart is even bigger."
3. "I don't drool, I sparkle."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my dance moves."
5. "I'm not lazy, I just appreciate the art of relaxation."
6. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a professional napper."
7. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined."
8. "I'm not a guard dog, I'm a professional cuddler."
9. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have refined tastes."
10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."
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1. Sorry, can't celebrate Canada Day, too busy saying 'eh' and drinking maple syrup.2. I'm so Canadian, I bleed maple syrup on Canada Day.3. Happy Canada Day, where the only thing hotter than the weather is the poutine.4. Celebrating Canada Day with a double-double and a toque, eh!5. Canada
1. You are my rock, my love, and my everything.2. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you.3. You are the light in my life, shining brighter than any star.4. I am so grateful to have you in my life, my love.5. You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.6. I fall more in lo
1. I think fearless is having fears but jumping anyway.2. If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change.3. People haven't always been there for me but music always has.4. The lesson I've learned the most often in life is that you're always going to know more in the future than you
1. A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.2. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.3. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.4. The footprints of the elephant are not seen by the ant.5
Bootsy Collins, the legendary funk musician, is known for his colorful personality and unique style. Some of his favorite sayings include:1. One nation under a groove, gettin' down just for the funk of it.2. I'm just a funkateer on a mission to spread the funk.3. If it ain't funky, don't play i
1. 50 years of love, laughter, and memories.2. Half a century of love and togetherness.3. Golden years, golden memories.4. Celebrating 50 years of marriage bliss.5. Five decades of love and commitment.6. 50 years strong and still going.7. A lifetime of love, laughter, and happiness.8.
1. Venice is a city of dreams, where reality exceeds all expectations.2. In Venice, every corner holds a story waiting to be discovered.3. Venice is a timeless beauty, a floating masterpiece of art and architecture.4. To wander through Venice is to step back in time and immerse yourself in hi
1. Life is short, eat the donut hole first.2. Donut worry, be happy.3. In a world full of donuts, be a donut hole.4. Donut be afraid to take a bite out of life.5. Love is like a donut hole, sweet and irresistible.6. Donut underestimate the power of a small treat.7. Find the beauty in th
1. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.2. Sweet dreams, sleep tight, may your worries take flight.3. Rest well, sleep tight, tomorrow's a new light.4. Close your eyes, sleep tight, let the stars guide you through the night.5. Dream big, sleep tight, let your imagination take
1. United we stand, divided we fall.2. Together we are stronger.3. In unity there is strength.4. United we can achieve anything.5. Men and women working together for a common goal.6. Together we can make a difference.7. United in purpose, unstoppable in action.8. Men and women united