Funny great quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
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1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. All good things must come to an end.4. Better late than never.5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.6. Every cloud has a silver lining.7. Fortune favors the bold.8. Haste makes waste.9. If at first you don'
1. Yeehaw! It's your birthday, Nashville style!2. Another year older, another year closer to becoming a country music star in Nashville!3. Hope your birthday in Nashville is as bright as Broadway lights!4. Wishing you a boot-scootin', honky-tonkin' birthday in Nashville!5. May your birthday
1. The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. - Elie Wiesel2. The greatest cruelty is our casual blindness to the despair of others. - Unknown3. The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. - Albert Einstein4. In
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1. It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.2. A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.3. In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.4. The flame of a candle can light up a room, just as a kind word can brighten someone's day.5. A candle ma
1. Sandy toes and salty kisses2. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves3. Mermaid at heart4. Sun, sand, and a drink in my hand5. Beach please6. Seas the day7. Good vibes happen on the tides8. Let the sea set you free9. Tropic like it's hot10. Salt in the air, sand in my hair
1. A company is only as good as the people it keeps.2. Teamwork makes the dream work in a company.3. A successful company is built on a foundation of trust and collaboration.4. In a company, unity is strength.5. The strength of a company lies in its ability to adapt and innovate.6. A comp
1. A sneeze is a powerful thing, a small expulsion of air that can change the course of history. - Unknown2. A sneeze is a sudden and violent explosion of mucus and air, a reminder of our own mortality. - Unknown3. A sneeze is nature's way of reminding us that we are all connected, that we are
1. I'm feline good, meow!2. Purr-fectly meow-nificent!3. I'm not kitten around, meow!4. Meow's it going?5. I'm pawsitively meow-velous!6. Just whisker me away, meow!7. I'm fur-tunate to have you, meow!8. Let's paw-ty, meow!9. I'm the cat's meow!10. Meow or never!
1. Land of the free, home of the brave.2. Red, white, and blue, happy 4th of July to you!3. Let freedom ring!4. Independence Day: Celebrating the birth of a nation.5. Fireworks, family, and freedom.6. United we stand, divided we fall.7. Stars and stripes forever.8. Liberty and justice