Funny gross sayings
1. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse... and then throw it back up."
2. "I'm sweating like a pig in a bacon factory."
3. "I'm so bloated I feel like a balloon animal about to pop."
4. "I'm as attractive as a toad in a beauty pageant."
5. "I'm so gassy I could power a small village."
6. "I'm as graceful as a hippo on roller skates."
7. "I'm as smooth as sandpaper on a sunburn."
8. "I'm as coordinated as a one-legged cat in a sandbox."
9. "I'm as appealing as a moldy sandwich."
10. "I'm as charming as a skunk at a perfume convention."
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phrases
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