Funny gun quotes and sayings
1. "I have a strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood
2. "Guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters do." - Unknown
3. "I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy." - Unknown
4. "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun... and maybe a witty one-liner." - Unknown
5. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just pro-gun." - Unknown
6. "Guns don't kill people, bullets do. So make sure you aim properly." - Unknown
7. "I like my guns like I like my coffee: hot, black, and in my hand." - Unknown
8. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy guns and that's pretty much the same thing." - Unknown
9. "I have a love-hate relationship with my guns. They love me, I hate them." - Unknown
10. "I don't need a therapist, I have a gun range." - Unknown
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