Funny halloween tombstones sayings

1. "I told you I was sick"

2. "Here lies the last person who tried to scare me"

3. "I'll be back... maybe"

4. "I'm just here for the boos"

5. "RIP Diet, it died here"

6. "I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life"

7. "I'll stop haunting you when I'm dead... oh wait"

8. "I'm just here for the candy"

9. "I told you I was allergic to garlic"

10. "Death by chocolate sounds like a sweet way to go"

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