Funny hazard signs sayings

1. "Caution: Falling objects may cause head injury. Wear a helmet or learn to duck!"

2. "Warning: Slippery when wet. Dance moves may be hazardous to your health."

3. "Danger: High voltage. Touching this may result in a shocking experience. Literally."

4. "Caution: Beware of flying squirrels. They're cute but deadly."

5. "Warning: Do not feed the wildlife. They have a taste for human flesh."

6. "Danger: Beware of ninja attacks. They strike when you least expect it."

7. "Caution: Watch out for falling coconuts. They're nature's way of saying 'duck!'"

8. "Warning: Beware of invisible walls. They're everywhere and they hurt."

9. "Danger: Beware of killer tomatoes. They may look harmless, but they're out for blood."

10. "Caution: Mind the gap. It's not just a safety warning, it's a life lesson."

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Cheer camp candy sayings

1. Suckers for spirit!2. Sweet moves, sweet treats!3. Candy-coated confidence!4. Lollipops and leaps!5. Twist, shout, and take a bite out of success!6. Jawbreakers and jumps!7. Rock the routine, unwrap the rewards!8. Gummy bears and great cheers!9. Pop, lock, and candy drop!10. So

Navratri sayings

1. May the divine blessings of Goddess Durga bring happiness, peace, and prosperity in your life. Happy Navratri!2. Let us celebrate the victory of good over evil during Navratri and seek the blessings of Goddess Durga for a bright and prosperous future.3. Wishing you a joyous and spiritually f

House renovation sayings

1. Renovating a house is like peeling an onion - you have to peel back the layers to reveal its true beauty.2. A house renovation is not just about changing the look, but also about transforming the feel and energy of a home.3. Renovating a house is a journey of discovery, where every wall hold

Famous japenese sayings

1. Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese proverb2. The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. - Japanese proverb3. Even monkeys fall from trees. - Japanese proverb4. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Japanese proverb5. If you believe everything you read, be

Feeling better sayings

1. This too shall pass.2. Every storm runs out of rain.3. Tough times don't last, tough people do.4. The sun will shine again.5. Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.6. You are stronger than you think.7. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in eve

Newfoundland sayings good night

Good night, me ol' cock!

Create sayings for facebook

1. Life is short, make every moment count.2. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.3. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.4. Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.5. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Farmer sayings funny

1. I'm so busy, I don't have time to 'crop' around!2. I'm not just a farmer, I'm a 'hay'-larious comedian!3. I'm 'udderly' convinced that farming is the best job in the world!4. I'm not afraid of hard work, I'm 'plow'-fessional!5. I may be a farmer, but I'm also a 'corny' joke enthusiast!6

Guruji sayings in punjabi

ਗੁਰੂਜੀ ਦੇ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਵਿੱਚ:1. ਜੇ ਤੂੰ ਸਚਾਈ ਨੂੰ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਵਿੱਚ ਲਿਆਉਂਦਾ ਹੈ, ਤਾਂ ਤੂੰ ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਅਕੇਲਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ।2. ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਵੱਡਾ ਧਰਮ ਹੈ ਇਹ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਦੁਖ ਦੇਣਾ।3. ਮਨੁੱਖ ਦੇ ਮਨ ਵਿੱਚ ਸਚਾਈ ਦੀ ਰੋਸ ਹੈ, ਉਸ ਨੂੰ ਪਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਉਸਦੇ ਅੰਦਰ ਜਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਹੈ।4. ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਵੱਡਾ ਗੁਣ ਹੈ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਨਾ ਅਤੇ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਫ ਕਰਨਾ।5. ਜੇ ਤੂੰ ਕਿਸ

Cheistmas card sayings

1. Wishing you a season filled with joy, peace, and love.2. May your heart be light and your spirits bright this holiday season.3. Sending warm wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.4. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with happiness and joy.5. Wishing you all the happi