Funny headstones sayings

1. "I told you I was sick!"

2. "Well, this sucks."

3. "I'll be back... maybe."

4. "Here lies the last person who asked me for directions."

5. "I finally found a place to rest in peace... or so I thought."

6. "I always knew this day would come, but not this soon."

7. "I'm just here for the eternal nap."

8. "At least I don't have to pay taxes anymore."

9. "I told you I was feeling grave."

10. "I guess I won't be needing that gym membership now."

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Covid 19 wedding sayings

1. Love is not canceled, just postponed2. Love is contagious, but so is kindness3. Love always finds a way, even in a pandemic4. Together, we can weather any storm5. Love is patient, love is kind, love is resilient6. Our love is stronger than any virus7. Love knows no boundaries, not even social dis

Isha sadhguru sayings

Here are some quotes by Sadhguru:1. If you resist change, you resist life.2. The only way to experience true wellbeing is to turn inward. This is what yoga means – not up, not out, but in. In is the only way out.3. The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always

Anger situation sayings

1. I'm so angry I could scream.2. I'm seeing red right now.3. I'm boiling with rage.4. I'm about to lose my cool.5. I'm so mad I can't even think straight.6. I'm at my breaking point.7. I'm so furious I can't even speak.8. I'm ready to explode.9. I'm seething with anger.10. I'm so

Roman catholic sayings

1. God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. - Psalm 46:12. Do small things with great love. - Mother Teresa3. Let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven. - Matthew 5:164. Pray, hope, and don't worry. - St. P

Kong fuzi sayings about friends

Here are some sayings attributed to Kong Fuzi (Confucius) about friends:1. A true friend is one who is always there for you, in good times and bad.2. Choose your friends carefully, for they will greatly influence your character.3. To have a friend who is loyal and honest is a great treasure.4.

Team spirit sayings

1. Together we stand, divided we fall.2. United we play, united we win.3. One team, one dream.4. In unity, there is strength.5. Teamwork makes the dream work.6. Individually we are a drop, together we are an ocean.7. Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much.8. Together ev

Sassy wine glass sayings

1. Wine a little, laugh a lot.2. Wine not?3. Sip happens.4. Wine a bit, you'll feel better.5. Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.6. I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-yes.7. Wine is my spirit animal.8. Wine o'clock is the best time of day.9. Wine a fine idea.10. Wine a fine mess

Sayings on walking away

1. Sometimes walking away is the best way to find peace.2. Walking away doesn't mean giving up, it means you are strong enough to let go.3. Know when to walk away, know when to run.4. Don't be afraid to walk away from situations that no longer serve you.5. Walking away is not a sign of weak

Peas in a pod sayings

1. Two peas in a pod - used to describe two people who are very similar or close to each other.2. Like peas in a pod - used to describe things or people that are very similar or fit well together.3. Peas in a pod - used to describe a group of people who are very close or have a strong bond.4.

Scottish new year sayings

1. Lang may yer lum reek - May you have a long and happy life.2. A guid New Year to ane an' a' and mony may ye see - A good New Year to one and all, and may you see many more.3. A guid New Year and mony o' them - A good New Year and many more to come.4. Lang may your lum reek and your kailpot