Funny health care sayings
1. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!"
2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life."
3. "I'm not a hypochondriac, I just have a lot of imaginary illnesses."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall."
7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a sweet tooth that won't quit."
8. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I can Google your symptoms for you."
10. "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look at it for $20."
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