Funny healthcare sayings

1. "Laughter is the best medicine, but if you're laughing for no reason, you may need some actual medicine."

2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the waiting room."

3. "I'm not a nurse, but I'll take your temperature if you're feeling hot."

4. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!"

5. "I'm not a doctor, but I can give you a dose of laughter for free."

6. "I'm not a pharmacist, but I can definitely prescribe you a healthy dose of humor."

7. "I'm not a surgeon, but I can definitely cut through the tension with a good joke."

8. "I'm not a therapist, but I can definitely help you work through your issues with a good laugh."

9. "I'm not a dentist, but I can definitely fill your cavity with some humor."

10. "I'm not a paramedic, but I can definitely rush to your aid with a quick joke."

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Sayings for luv your mother

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Boyfriend valentines day sayings for him

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