Funny hernia sayings
1. "I've got a hernia, but I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry about it."
2. "My hernia is like a surprise party in my abdomen - definitely not the kind of surprise I was hoping for."
3. "Who knew a little bulge could cause so much trouble? Thanks, hernia."
4. "I may have a hernia, but at least I can still crack a joke about it."
5. "My hernia is like a stubborn houseguest - it just won't leave no matter how much I try to ignore it."
6. "I've got a hernia, so I guess you could say I'm carrying a little extra baggage around."
7. "Hernias: the unexpected party crashers of the body."
8. "My hernia is like that one friend who always shows up uninvited and overstays their welcome."
9. "Hernias: the ultimate party poopers in the world of abdominal fun."
10. "I've got a hernia, but I'm trying to stay positive - at least it's not a disco ball popping out of my stomach."
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