Funny hillbilly sayings

1. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"

2. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

3. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk."

5. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."

6. "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."

7. "She's got more nerve than a bum tooth."

8. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."

9. "I'm as confused as a fart in a fan factory."

10. "He's crazier than a run-over dog in a flea market."

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Cute jean jacket sayings

1. Denim Dreamer2. Jean Queen3. Sassy in Denim4. Jean-ius5. Denim Darling6. Vintage Vibes7. Jean-ius at Work8. Denim Daze9. Chic in Denim10. Jean-ius Style

Pal sayings

1. The early bird catches the worm.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. The grass is always greener on the other side.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Christmas wood block sayings

1. Merry Christmas2. Joy to the World3. Peace on Earth4. Let it Snow5. Believe in the Magic of Christmas6. Tis the Season7. Ho Ho Ho8. Jingle All the Way9. Fa La La La La10. Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Dr.seuss sayings

1. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.2. Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.3. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.4. Why fit in when you were born t

Scandinavian sayings about love

1. Kärlek är blind. (Love is blind)2. Kärleken övervinner allt. (Love conquers all)3. Kärleken går genom magen. (The way to a person's heart is through their stomach)4. Kärleken är starkare än döden. (Love is stronger than death)5. Kärleken är det enda som växer när man delar med sig av den

Personalized wall sayings

Embrace the journey, cherish the moments

Sayings of abhram linclon

Here are some famous quotes attributed to Abraham Lincoln:1. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.2. Whatever you are, be a good one.3. I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.4. The best way to predict your future is to create it.5.

Sayings on confidence

1. Confidence is not 'they will like me'. Confidence is 'I'll be fine if they don't'. - Unknown2. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. - Christian D. Larson3. Confidence comes not from always being right but from no

Advent marquis sayings

Here are some sayings attributed to Advent Marquis:1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.2. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.3. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.4. The only way to do great work is to l

Dog merry christmas sayings

1. Wishing you a pawsitively merry Christmas!2. May your Christmas be filled with wagging tails and wet noses.3. Bark the herald angels sing, glory to the new pup king!4. Have a howling good Christmas!5. Fur-tunate to have you in my life this Christmas.6. Sending you warm puppy kisses and