1. "I'm a puckin' legend"
2. "Hockey hair, don't care"
3. "I'm just here for the fights"
4. "Skate hard, hit harder"
5. "Chicks dig slap shots"
6. "Hockey is my happy place"
7. "I'd rather be playing hockey"
8. "Hockey: where the ice is nice and the hits are real"
9. "Eat, sleep, hockey, repeat"
10. "I'm a puck magnet"
Above is Funny hockey sayings for shirts.
1. I have always been of the opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.2. There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.3. The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.4. Love is the most powerful and stil
1. Go team, go! Show your school spirit!2. Proud to be [school name]! Let's roar with pride!3. Unleash the spirit within! Go [school mascot]!4. Spirit strong, hearts united. We are [school name]!5. Rise and shine, it's game time! Let's show our spirit!6. Together we stand, together we che
1. One man's trash is another man's treasure.2. All for one and one for all.3. One bad apple spoils the whole bunch.4. One step at a time.5. One size fits all.6. One in a million.7. One hand washes the other.8. One for the road.9. One swallow does not make a summer.10. One man's l
1. I'm making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice... and who needs a better fashion sense!2. Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills!3. Santa's favorite kind of music? Wrap music!4. Santa's sleigh broke down, so he had to call a tow-truc
1. I'm smiling under this mask...probably.2. This mask is my superhero cape.3. Caution: Sarcasm may be present.4. If you can read this, you're standing too close.5. I'm not ignoring you, I just can't hear you through my mask.6. Quarantine chic.7. My mask matches my personality - colorfu
1. 13 years of love, laughter, and memories. Happy anniversary!2. To 13 years of growing stronger together. Cheers to us!3. Thirteen years down, forever to go. Happy anniversary, my love.4. Celebrating 13 years of love and partnership. Here's to many more!5. Thirteen years of love, laughter
Clement Freud was a British writer, broadcaster, and politician known for his wit and humor. Here are a few of his famous sayings:1. If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.2. The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield t
1. Stay frosty.2. Enemy down.3. Tango down.4. Reloading!5. Watch your six.6. Cover me, I'm reloading.7. I've got your back.8. Let's do this.9. You can run, but you'll only die tired.10. No man left behind.
1. Once a cheater, always a cheater.2. Trust is like a mirror, once it's broken, you can never look at it the same way again.3. A real man stays faithful, loyal, and committed to one woman.4. Betrayal never comes from enemies, it comes from those you trust the most.5. Cheating is a choice,
1. Losing a tooth is like losing a piece of childhood.2. A lost tooth is a small price to pay for growing up.3. Every lost tooth is a step closer to growing stronger.4. A lost tooth is a reminder of the passage of time.5. Losing a tooth is nature's way of making room for new beginnings.6.